This can be in the forms of names, one-liners, or just insulting comments, it doesn't matter. Insults are insults.
2006-11-02 13:49:43 · 7 answers · asked by Bob B 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The worst has to be a .wav going around AOL chat years ago. It's presented like a song (!), rather dramatically. Here goes:
"I'd rather clean
all the bathrooms
in Grand Central Station
with my tongue
than spend
one more minute
with you!"
EWWWW!
(Worse yet, I think I still have the .wav somewhere on old CD Saved Files. I reckon it's time to track it down and erase that thing!)
2006-11-02 14:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by ax2usn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will you accept an old-fashioned curse?
"May you have a mansion with a hundred bedrooms, and may each bedroom have a dozen beds, and may you flip from bed to bed to bed with malaria fever!"
(I think this dates back to the turn of the last century. Heard it in the Chicago area----which is weird, because once they *drained* the marshy areas around the city, malaria got downright uncommon....)
2006-11-03 00:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by samiracat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a line from the movie Just Friends.
How does it feel to be dating the girl who peaked in high school?
I love that line.
2006-11-02 21:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had as many sticking out of you as you've had stuck in you you'd look like a porcupine.
2006-11-02 22:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by Missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just used one on someone just before this. It was:
Your sublime ignorance is superseded only by your gross stupidity.
It happened to be true!
2006-11-02 21:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by mstrywmn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time i was at work and the boss asked me what i was on i said your wife
2006-11-02 22:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one? You're a turd muffin.
2006-11-05 09:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋