ok so im doing a newsletter thang at my scool and im the coeditor and im doing a word jumble 4 it and i need a joke and punch line 4 example yesterdays in the sj mercury was
wat the mailman focust on wen thinking of his retirement speech:
his delivery
get it ok i need somfin like that sumfin short but sumfin good enouf 4 4-8 grade plz
2006-11-02 13:02:53 · 2 answers · asked by vanessahudgensfan 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
2006-11-02 16:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Angie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The indian brought a fast food fish platter to the thanksgiving and
the minister said I know we are thankful for the earth. Eventually
this fish will make us thankful for the ocean and below the sea.
Remembering this is from a fast food shop, he said grace like this:
Old macdonals had a farm e, I e, yayo.
2006-11-02 21:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by mtvtoni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋