Suppose you were merely walking along minding your own business when along your path to one side you saw a hoard of cute little bunny rabbits. These bunny rabbits in a vicious manner, commenced attacking you verbally for no reason you know of. What would you do?
2006-11-02 12:47:58 · 10 answers · asked by Mick 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Abusive bunnies huh? If they don't have a valid point for their attack, and they are just attacking me because of my appearance, then I would have to scan the crowd of bunnies to find the one with the biggest mouth; the one who is complaining the loudest about me. And I would ask that specific bunny if we could continue this tirade in 24 hours. Hopefully the bunny would agree to this request. I would find out what this bunny's name is through covert methods. Then the next day, when again I meet with the loudmouthed bunnies, and this leader bunny is there, I would walk up to the bunny and call it by name first. This would disarm the bunny. It would wonder how I know who it is. And it would be worried what else I know about this particular bunny. I would be smiling as I talked to the bunny. If you smile as you approach an opponant, it makes that opponant worried. People ready for battle don't smile. And I would make sure I was very close, and looking into the bunny's eyes as I called it by its name. This bunny, and thus the other nasty bunnies would think very carefully before they started saying disparaging things about me now. I might be dangerous; more dangerous than they are. I might be crazy. I might have secret knowledge about them and bunnies in general.
learn about your enemy, and use that knowledge to disarm him.
Even if you know little about the bunnies, stand tall and brave, and make them believe you are dangerous, smart, powerful.
2006-11-02 13:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by the witch 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I would tell them that following right behind me was the Big Bad Wolf who, being tired of pork, would commence with Rabbit and upon finishing would pick his teeth with their bones if they didn't shape up! That is after i picked up my jaw from the ground from the total suprise of bunny speak!
2006-11-02 21:48:38 · answer #2 · answered by Lawnchair_neighbors 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd grab a video camera and record them, do you know how much money they would be worth! I would then laugh because I never saw a bunny talk let alone bad mouth you with a bunch of his friends. Its like that skittles commericial, where the rabit sings, they would get really annoying after a while, but I'm not afraid of any bunny nor any bunnies. I might tell them to bring it on!!LOL
2006-11-02 20:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey! That just happened to me yesterday! How did you know about that?
Darn bunny rabbits!
;-)
2006-11-02 23:44:39 · answer #4 · answered by taotemu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Treat them like cheerleaders.
2006-11-02 21:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the bottle down and swear to drink no more?
2006-11-02 20:50:59 · answer #6 · answered by Sophist 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
consult them, find out thier problem, and if i can't fix it... im doomed to wallow in self-pity untill i disinigrate into nothingness
2006-11-02 20:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Alysse 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ignoe them those damn bunnies dont know what they r talking about! lol
2006-11-02 20:50:41 · answer #8 · answered by laura 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
make hassenfeffer
2006-11-02 23:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by Paul I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go back on my med's....
2006-11-04 14:11:51 · answer #10 · answered by john_e_29212 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋