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A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two tattoos.

The artist says, "Sure."

She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus, and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."

Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

2006-11-02 10:14:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

LOL.... Thats funny
my fave is french fries................

2006-11-02 10:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your favorite food must be spotted dick,it's a Scottish specialty.

2006-11-02 18:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0 0

Good one!! my all time favorite food is medium rear steak and baked potatoe

2006-11-02 18:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by rainedrop61 4 · 0 0

Prime rib.

2006-11-02 18:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

ice cream

2006-11-02 19:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by sweetpea 2 · 0 0

What's my favorite food? I would have to say steak and Lobster. I just love it and have to have it.
Thanks for sharing your story. :o)

2006-11-02 18:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by Susie B 6 · 0 0

lol
green peppers.

2006-11-02 18:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by smtwtfs_04 3 · 0 0

lol
men

2006-11-02 18:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by ?HotSweetJennyJ? 2 · 1 0

omg...lol

2006-11-02 18:18:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♣suzie Q♣ 4 · 0 0

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!

2006-11-02 18:18:33 · answer #10 · answered by Vonny 3 · 0 0

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