I really really need them right now.
Love,
Amy
2006-11-02 10:06:36 · 18 answers · asked by hystericblue42 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Dear Amy,
The Elves and I are working hard on granting superpowers this holiday season. Kids seem to be requesting them all over the place. I'm blaming that Heroes show. Most are asking for X-ray vision, but we've also had many requests for teleportaion and invisibility.
I miss the days when all they wanted were rocking horses. The Elf Carpenters' Guild has been very morose these past few decades. And our new Elf Computer Guild has been working so hard year after year that they don't know what to do with themselves. But now that we're trying to develop superpower granting, a lot of them are asking if they can be juiced up with the ability to bend time like that Hiro guy.
Anyway, I'm rambling. Only a month and a half to go, and we're still trying to find a way to grant kids flight. It's going to be quite a season.
Sorry to dump all of this on you, Amy. I just wanted you to know where we stand. So it's teleportation and invisibility for you. I'll make sure the Elves know. Thanks, and take care.
Love,
Santa
2006-11-02 10:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by Josh R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa is very busy right now. This is November...you should have asked him for what you wanted in September or October. Currently he doesn't have time to take your order...he's packing things and the elves are busy making toys that were already ordered. Sorry. Come back next year. And leave Santa some good food like Crawfish, Gumbo, Jumbalaya, Shrimp Bisque...etc...He's tired of your mama's cookies by the way.
2006-11-02 10:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by NoLa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Amy,
I'm sorry I'm fresh out of those powers, maybe next year. Would you like a Tickle Me Elmo Extreme instead? Oops, I was just informed by my head elf that we are all out of those too. Sorry, I guess you have to settle for whatever I have left. I can give you rollerblades to help you get around in place of teleporting, and maybe some camo clothes to help you disappear.....
Santa
2006-11-02 10:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Amy:
Have you been naughty or nice? If you've been naughty, I am unable to activate your powers of teleportation and invisibility.
From,
Santa
2006-11-02 10:10:12 · answer #4 · answered by EV 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny story, I asked for teleporting powers last year too, but Santa read wrong and gave me telepottying powers instead. I can shoot my poo really far. I guess it's just as good.
2006-11-02 10:16:42 · answer #5 · answered by GoNinjaGo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Amy:
AS soon as i can catch up on the production of them. learn how to have Patience. so I can do these extra hard jobs.
Ho,Ho,Ho
Santa
2006-11-05 16:19:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
25 years from the next day
2006-11-02 10:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fake. i actually do in contrast to being hugged. probable explains why i'm nevertheless single. BQ: on no account. i ought to have danced at a marriage reception, yet then anyone else there recognized like a Canoe, it wasn't merely me.
2016-12-09 01:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by lot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close your eyes little one and dream happy dreams where you are a rich and beautiful princess. You will have no need to be invisible
2006-11-02 10:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dear,
not until you place a large diposit in my name..
sincerly santa
2006-11-03 05:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by lady_of_the_stars97412 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋