This should be good!
2006-11-02 09:16:11 · 36 answers · asked by S1ickb1g 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Peter! (Peeetahhh.. hehe.) OMG he is so freakin retarded!
2006-11-02 09:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Homer Simpson...no competition...and here's the proof;
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is *under*.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: *bad*bye
Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!
I rest my case!
2006-11-02 09:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by slıɐuǝoʇ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it would be:
1. Peter From Family Guy
2. Homer from the simpsons and then
3. Joey from Friends and Joey
2006-11-02 10:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by carpau0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a serious toss up between Peter and Homer. Joey just ain't in their league.
2006-11-02 09:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by leehoustonjr@prodigy.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer
2006-11-02 09:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by angelstar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer
2006-11-02 09:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by kerrie h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
peter is the stupidest and the funniest
some peter griffin quotes
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear
(Peter is in court)
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do........You bastard
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
Peter: Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.
HAHAHAHA!!
2006-11-02 09:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Peter
2006-11-02 09:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by Willy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
definately Homer. Peter is mainly just rude and self centered and Joey is an airhead but nowhere near as dumb as homer.
2006-11-02 09:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by emjay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer!
2006-11-02 09:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by Chloe M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer.
2006-11-02 09:18:31 · answer #11 · answered by Inquiringmind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋