last time my wife and I had *ex, I was fingering her and I think my wedding ring came off inside...at least I hope it did... anyway, how do I ask her to check if it's there?... if it's not there and I lost it, she gonna be real upset that I don't know where it is?
2006-11-02 08:59:27 · 26 answers · asked by jeep_man129 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
finger her again but look for it
2006-11-02 09:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put something metal in your hand, maybe even a fake, cheap ring. Take your wife out, and while you're driving, have the windows down. Figure out some little cute game where, maybe you're trying to tickle her, and you know girls, she'll be trying to pull your hand away. Then, when she's holding on tight, yank your hand away and throw the ring out the window. Then say something like, "That was my wedding ring! What were you thinking, grabbing my hand so hard! We'll never find it on the highway! I can't believe you did that!" Then start to weep.
You win!
2006-11-02 09:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by ::ponders:: 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It happens to everyone losing a wedding ring or something important like that. What I think she will appreciate most is you being honest with her so explain gently and calmly and try not to make a big deal but let her know your upset to. Also try retracing your steps to find the ring.
2006-11-02 09:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was inside she would know. And just tell her it's not the end of the world you misplaced your ring.
Maybe she found it and is waiting for you to see if you mention it? Check inside all of the bed and under it might be a the foot of the bed in sheet creasesLOL
2006-11-02 09:02:36 · answer #4 · answered by englishgal11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a very interesting story...
Honestly there is no way you lost your ring inside your wife and her not know it's there. You lost the ring somewhere else, just fess up.
2006-11-02 09:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by Gonzo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As long as it wasn't misplaced down the g-string of a stripper just be honest. She loves you and its realy not that big of a deal. I have had 3 wedding rings and we haven't even hit 3 years yet!
2006-11-02 09:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by momof2inla 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it is where you think you left it your wife would already know so you might want to just tell her you've lost it cause the longer you wait the worst it will be when you do tell her. Good luck.
2006-11-02 09:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by hangychha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jump her again and go lookig for it hahaha
Just tell her and it should not be a big deal i lost mine and my wife told me it is not the ring that mattered cause we still had what it represented.
2006-11-02 09:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow... If it's her in, it will pass one of these times when she pees. It can not get lost in her, she can go to the OB-GYN and have them check.
Be open and honest with her. If you have never given her a reason not to trust you, she should be very understanding.
Hope you find it soon.
2006-11-02 09:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by helpfulgirl75 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do I think that you are talking a load of bullhoggery? I think you went catting around somewhere, took your ring off first, for obvious reasons, and lost it.
2006-11-02 09:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh man if it was in there she'd know...at least i hope she'd know..what kind of heffer do you have to be to not feel a chunk of metal in your cooch ? how about asking the other girls you fingerd first? or instead of asking, just finger her again..it'll slip right back on. no biggie..j/k
2006-11-02 09:06:18 · answer #11 · answered by MAX POWER 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋