2006-11-02 07:31:03 · 19 answers · asked by artwizs 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
"Don't touch that squirrels nuts!!!".LOL.I love that one.
2006-11-02 07:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a comma there, but you don't pronounce it.
Alduce me to introlow myself... no.
Let's make like a tree and get the **** out of here!
I'm not in black for a funeral, my dear. I'm mourning my life.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
2006-11-02 15:42:55 · answer #2 · answered by Eve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The past just ain't what it used to be, and what's more, it never was." Lee Hayes.
By the way, re: Gussie's answer, when Dorothy Parker was asked to use the word "horticulture" in an everyday sentence, she replied, "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."
2006-11-02 15:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is what my husband says when he gets lots of "helpful" suggestions:
I will give it all the consideration it so richly deserves.
2006-11-02 15:45:25 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him tap dance.
2006-11-02 15:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by gussie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You reap what you sow. I really truly believe in Karma, and it usually works.
2006-11-02 15:39:06 · answer #6 · answered by Pepper's Mommy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life is ." A pot of mashed potato with lots of lumps."
2006-11-02 15:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by Conway 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I rang my local library. I said, hello, is that my local library? They said "I don't know, where do you live?"
2006-11-02 15:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by wilf69 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't scare me, I have children!
2006-11-03 10:10:57 · answer #9 · answered by mzVic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laugh and the world will laugh with u, cry and u will cry alone:) LOL
2006-11-02 23:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by radha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we talk to God, it's called praying.
Then why is it, that if God talks to us, we are called schizophrenic?
2006-11-02 17:05:10 · answer #11 · answered by Nyki Marie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋