A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.
She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2006-11-02 06:54:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Skin graphs after terrible accident : $12, 743
Antiboitics, pain medication, moisturizing cream etc, for new face: $2,245.
Having your mother-in-law cluelessly kiss your bare A.S.S. voluntarily: PRICELESS!!
2006-11-02 07:07:00 · answer #1 · answered by Amber L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rolling on the floor laughing. Cheeky indeed!
2006-11-02 15:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by its_me_horses 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like my mother-in-law so the joke is not applicable. However, its funny as all get out.
2006-11-02 14:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny, as long as the her mother never finds out....
2006-11-02 14:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMBER L's answer is the best !! Her humor out weighs the joke.
2006-11-02 15:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by Tiffany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the wife called butt-face now?
2006-11-02 14:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but i could have thought of a much better punchline like...
Shut up and stop talking ****! haha!
or your breath smells like farts haha!
Sorry.
2006-11-02 14:58:54 · answer #7 · answered by andipandi 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
2006-11-02 14:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by ya girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 14:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by MN Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very funny.
2006-11-02 15:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by cheetah7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋