A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2006-11-02 06:31:17 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I think I would have had to have kept hubby number 10!!! LOL Good one!
2006-11-02 06:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you she does miss the stamp collector!!! At least she is finally gonna get some!! Very nice!
2006-11-02 14:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty Good. I think that I need a lawyer
2006-11-02 14:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by knlsmommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-11-02 14:33:26 · answer #4 · answered by â?¥ Pawya! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C`mon man
2006-11-02 14:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by Jerdy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good one..I give it a 7!
2006-11-02 14:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but good
2006-11-02 14:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Starlight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasnt really a question but it was funny as hell.
2006-11-02 14:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this
Very good
2006-11-02 16:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by vexon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a surveyor, can I get in line?
2006-11-02 14:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by the shadow knows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋