Well, here's a list for the average afternoon:
-make paper wings for the disadvantaged pig next door
-buy some frogs leg pads so they don't bomp they're *ss
-go shopping in a gurdel so you finally know how you're grandma feels
-mary someone you hate in LV just to have the make-up sex
-eat cereal with vinegar so you can say you have
-put tape on the sidewalk in front of your house and watch people go by and do the Hokie Pokie trying to get it off
-dress like it's Halloween when you go to have dinner at your parent's house
-ask your special someone to slap you to be sure you have insurance for next time you screw up
-make a rainbow in the backyard for the neighbor kids to see
-build a treehouse that's too small to get into
-tell the grumpy old man down the street that the fairies have been following him and be sure he's convinced
-vote for Bush
-sing opera in the shower that you moved to the front porch
-cry while you watch Care Bears adventures on the family channel
-give out candy to strangers on the street after pretending to be the anti-christ
-tell people you've had a sex change because the aliens wanted to examine modern American culture
-tell your landlord the cockroaches took your remote control and have been watching animal planet for the last three days
-send letters with brown sugar to the Pentagon and tell them the anthrax went bad before you could use it
-bake a cake with chili in the middle so no one will ever ask you to make them dinner again
-whistle at a fat nun
-walk around with a limp and a bad accent and pretend that you've been in a time portal since they camptured you at the Holocaust
-say something ridiculous when ever you want to curse like "shnoratootle" or "febbladoo"
-paint your house from top to bottom with discount paints after you've been blindfolded
-try doing advanced yoga with your mother while wearing football gear
-put your lovers portrait on your fingernails when you go for a manicure
And don't forget to smile... :D
2006-11-02 06:20:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Perhaps search for something you never thought is usual, or try doing something new... then you can decide whether that's usual.
2006-11-02 14:04:11
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answered by FlipThePage 2
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The unusual.
2006-11-02 13:59:25
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answered by Michael 5
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what the usual
2006-11-02 13:59:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Try using your left hand.
2006-11-02 13:59:06
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answered by poecile 3
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The other stuff
2006-11-02 13:59:45
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answered by daljack -a girl 7
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the unusual,and this&that&the other thing>
2006-11-02 14:01:21
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answered by Tired Old Man 7
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