"Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use earplugs"?
2006-11-02 05:39:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Apologies to Americans who don't understand British humour or The GOONS!
2006-11-02 05:43:17 · update #1
Don't start Angel!
Not yet I'm not. Maybe later!
2006-11-02 05:46:01 · update #2
I know Goldfish! No need to advertise it to the world though!
2006-11-02 05:51:38 · update #3
Dear faithful old hairy English Tommy! Ten years you waited here rather than disobey that last order I gave you. Stay here till I came back, I said to him. He waited alone in the desert. He never wavered from his duty. He kept the name of servitude shining bright. Eccles - Eccles - you upheld the flag. You never questioned the order. You stayed out here alone. You, without food or water. You, without money. You, without anything to stop you walking away. You! You IDIOT!
Have you fallen in the water? some must still be in there.
Great show!!!
2006-11-02 06:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well the cops here in America (at least every one Ive met) have had a cruel sense of humor they are always saying stuff like that. My mom even use to smoke weed with some cops behind the police station.
2006-11-02 05:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by Dakotah D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well now that you mention it, I think they do think it. They can also say:
1) You dropped a banana peel! You're nicked!
2) You were eating an apple while drinving! Even though I can obviously see two theives commiting robbery, this is more urgent!
No offence to people who work as a policeman/woman.
2006-11-02 05:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh yes, I can say with most certainty that they would. As likely as I am to say to them, "I haven't had a c*nt all night drinkstable".... that one got me put in the back of a van! I was very young.....and not proud....well maybe a little.
2006-11-02 18:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by Ellie29uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you wearing Eyeshadow???
Of course a policeman wouldn't say that. Don't they get more enjoyement out of hearing the screams!!
2006-11-02 05:44:53 · answer #5 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Should this question have a "Parental Advisory - Explicit Content" Sticker on the front?
2006-11-02 05:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had a policeman once tell me to come very loudly... of course I obliged.... still not liking the avatar.... if that is a true representation of you.. then you're real funny looking mate!
xx
2006-11-02 06:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yuk Yuk
2006-11-02 05:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's ok but it's not a real ribtickler is it? Must try harder.
I'm a hypocrite by the way, I can't tell jokes to save my life.
2006-11-02 05:47:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hello, hello, hello what have we ere, now I would use a plaster over the mouth.
2006-11-02 07:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋