My last wish would be that before going to the heavens that I could 'hang around' a bit, let my family know that all is good and that I loved them. Then........... I'd visit my ex-husband, for all his grief he has given me, and his daughter (like coming and going in her life, and having the nerve to get on her for NOT being there at his whim, she's 16 now) On a date? I'd give him a bad case of GAS, he rarely gets past the 2nd date anyway. At work? I'd glue his tongue to the roof of his mouth, making him the village idiot. Driving? I'd make him a target for every cop in the state. And since it's now time for me to go..... he would wake up bald, with boobs to go with his 3 chins. Now I'm not bitter, I've know him for over 20 years, high school and we are very civil to one another but, he is not a nice person and I'd like to go laughing!!
2006-11-02 05:35:47
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answered by JazzyLynn 3
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A drink .
I'm an Alcoholic { sober 5 years } Last wish .... why not . who could it hurt ?
2006-11-02 14:30:31
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answered by Geedebb 6
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To be in the arms of the one I love.
2006-11-02 13:56:42
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answered by ZonaCat 2
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a tombstone
with pepperoni sausage and bell peppers
also tell my mother sister and girl that i loved them more than they could ever know and that i'll be watching my girl she better not screw anybody else after i'm dead i'll haunt the MOTHERF*CKER out of her
2006-11-02 13:39:21
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answered by Anonymous
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i'll be heaven when i'm dead cause there's no sufferings and sickness and ever lasting love and life with Jesus.
2006-11-02 13:52:15
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answered by - 5
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It would be my mother's lasagna. Because the woman can COOK!
2006-11-02 13:32:12
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answered by Mimi 7
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