I love this show...there are so many great quotes! Here is one of my favorites:
Karen: It's Stan. He needs blood for a bypass. And... he needs it drawn slowly by a large pointy needle.
Grace: Um... Um, I - I - I - I doubt that - that I would even match. I've got - I've got a very rare blood type.
Karen: I'm sure it'll be fine.
Grace: What type do they need?
Karen: What type do you have?
Grace: What type do they need?
Karen: What type do you have?
Grace: Um, AB-negative.
Karen: That's the type they need
2006-11-02 05:13:48 · 8 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
When Will says to Jack - "Jack, deaf and blind people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay."
and when Jack say to Grace "When you met me did you know I was gay" and she responds "My dog knew".
So many funny quotes it is hard to choose.
2006-11-02 05:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by Born a Fox 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When Karen says to Grace: Honey, what's up with your hair? It looks like you have Moose (mousse) and Squirrel in there.
Gotta love a Bullwinkle reference.
2006-11-02 07:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by rockerchick82 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorite one is the one that jack makes up the word "spramp". And says he spramps his face with water every morning.
my other was when they wouldn't show the two men kiss on network television and jacks asks, "what about our constitutional rights?" and will says, "would that be the constitution that beings WEEEE the people?"
2006-11-02 05:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by miss allison 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the most shocking one to me is where Karen tells Stan's mistress at the funeral "Eat me"
2006-11-02 05:23:35 · answer #4 · answered by Evey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the episode with the random Asian guy and his "Poppy"... "I know him as well as any two men can know each other in 11 minutes." Priceless!
2006-11-02 05:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by Esmireldarine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(will enters wearing a satin gay-looking night suit)
grace:WHAT???are u trying to show everyone that ur gay even in ur dreams???
hahaahah this one is my fav!!!
2006-11-02 05:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by sammy88 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love "Just Jack"!
2006-11-02 05:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by Terri R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them. That show is so funny.
2006-11-02 05:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by SassySours 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋