MENS' RULES. WOULD YOU LIKE To READ PART TWO?

Question

11.If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
12. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.
13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
14.You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

Part three is coming up,sorry for posting it in three instalments but I keep running out of characters!!

I'm a woman by the way!!

Answer 1

I was reading these to my my husband and he not only agrees but on the last on he said thank you. GUYS!

Answer 2

Wow, you really are a man. That is exactly how you guys act. Right on the nose.

Answer 3

Thank you for continuing to provide this necessary information for women.

Answer 4

That's clever. I'll look for the other parts.

Answer 5

Pretty accurate.

Answer 6

most men are that way unfortunately so is my roommate and bf.

Answer 7

if I send you to land of no man, would go

Answer 8

All women should have a copy...

Answer 9

That is so freakin true.

Answer 10

i love it .. and all so true about my bf