I recently bought a bunny thats an ex-CIA spy, and this is a problem because his training has made him very lethal and paranoid. How do I make him cute and cuddly?
2006-11-02 04:45:37 · 4 answers · asked by ummm. 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Cheetos.
Cheetos solve a lot more problems than most people realize.
However, a genuine exCIA spy bunny is a challenge, to be sure. Make sure that you have lots of episodes of "Friends" and "Blues Clues" playing on the tv in the background. Make sure to have lots of hot chocolate and invite some hippopotami and penguins over for fun and games.
He will need an occasional outlet for his paranoia and violent feelings. I suggest having either a video game console or allowing him to play Counter Strike from time to time to help with this matter.
Good luck!
2006-11-02 04:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by elegant_voodoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being cute and cuddly is impossible for bunnies that are ex-CIAs. It has been weeded out of their genetics so they can be uber spies! If you wanted cute and cuddly you shouldn't have gotten an ex CIA spy bunny!
2006-11-02 04:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by darthbouncy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he needs a stuffed animal to hump becuase he is lethal and paranoid because he has pent up sexual feelings
2006-11-02 04:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have his claws removed like a kitty. not only will he be less lethal, he'l be a little more humble b/c of the pain you'll have put him through
2006-11-02 04:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by autumn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋