1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
5. Crying is blackmail.
6. Ask for what you wantLet us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..
8.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
2006-11-02 04:43:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm a woman by the way,my sister-in-law just e-mailed me this.
There are many more, if you would like the rest of the rules,let me know in your answers!!!
2006-11-02 04:45:51 · update #1
I agree with all those rules and I would love to see the rest of them my bf might outta read the rules and I know cat my roommate needs to follow numbers #2,5,6,7,8,9, & 10 and he needs to read them also.
Your Sil is the best keep her in your family.
Thank you again for this has made my day.
2006-11-02 04:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, pretty funny. Put the rest up.
Is one of the rules: "don't just put up partial lists and then ask us if we want the read the rest. If we have taken the time to read the first 10, we probably want the rest. And if we didn't want all of them, we would stop reading after the first one." lol
2006-11-02 12:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read these, and for the most part, I think they're pretty accurate. Don't expect men to know what you want or be very helpful in general. That's why you have girlfriends: they know how to TALK.
2006-11-02 12:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by Lezalicious 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ive seen many of these before but not all. I like the one about the toilet seat u should think about that one girls!
2006-11-02 12:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sound like it all comes down to this:
"Men and women are different. That reality may at times be annoying, but it's nature, so relax and deal with it."
Something to think about.
2006-11-02 12:49:37 · answer #5 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can i say this without getting rude:well i cant :this is so old:even my dead grandmother knew these rules:were paved in stone in 1445BC ALREADY:THE JOKE HAS A BEARD FROM HERE TO Tokyo and back.
2006-11-02 12:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i got the same e mail i think who ever made those rules are full of it because it not true and men wouldnt like it if we made rules so send me the rest of them ppls!!
2006-11-02 12:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by hallay b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I've seen them before. Please spread the rules around to as many women as possible, and when women begin to get these rules, more will be revealed.
2006-11-02 12:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Ragnarok 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen an even longer list. Sorry now I didn't save it or I would paste it here.
2006-11-02 12:46:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Yes, and longer lists. Most of the rules are good and true. :)
2006-11-02 12:54:17 · answer #10 · answered by william 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋