What are some funny pirate phrases, I am helping student write a speech as a pirate?

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Funny Pirate Sayings

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Funny Pirate Quotes

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What are some funny pirate phrases, I am helping student write a speech as a pirate?

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Herod ate Cate

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Seamen in the days of sail spoke a language far apart from the norm. It was so full of technical jargon as to be nearly incomprehensible to a landsman. For example, few could follow these instructions:

Lift the skin up, and put into the bunt the slack of the clews (not too taut), the leech and foot-rope, and body of the sail; being careful not to let it get forward under or hang down abaft. Then haul your bunt well up on the yard, smoothing the skin and bringing it down well abaft, and make fast the bunt gasket round the mast, and the jigger, if there be one, to the tie.
--The Seaman's Manual (1844), by Richard Henry Dana, Jr.
Even more baffling are some of the phrases used by sailors in the 17th century:

If the ship go before the wind, or as they term it, betwixt two sheets, then he who conds uses these terms to him at the helm: Starboard, larboard, the helm amidships... If the ship go by a wind, or a quarter winds, they say aloof, or keep your loof, or fall not off, wear no more, keep her to, touch the wind, have a care of the lee-latch. all these do imply the same in a manner, are to bid him at the helm to keep her near the wind.
--former pirate Sir Henry Mainwaring (see Harland (1984) p.177)

[edit] Treasure Island
One of the most influential books on popular notions of pirates was Treasure Island, a novel by Robert Louis Stevenson, from which sample quotes include:

"Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey."
"Avast, there!"
"Dead men don't bite."
"Shiver my timbers!" (often misquoted as "Shiver me timbers!")
"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest -- Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!" (see Dead Man's Chest)
The archetypical pirate grunt "Arrr!" (alternatively "Rrrr!" or "Yarrr!") first appeared in the classic 1950 Disney film Treasure Island, according to research by Mark Liberman.[3] His article cites linguistic research that may locate the roots of this phrase much earlier.


[edit] Peter Pan
Peter Pan, with Captain Hook and his pirate ship Jolly Roger, contains numerous fictional pirate sayings:

"Avast belay, yo ho, heave to,
A-pirating we go
And if we're parted by a shot
We're sure to meet below!"
"Yo ho, yo ho, the pirate life,
The flag o'skull and bones
A merry hour, a hempen rope,
And hey for Davy Jones."

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Shiver me timbers, mate, that water is cold enough to put icicles on a wooden leg.

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Yo-HO, me hearties! Ya-HAR! AARGH, Mateys. Aye. Shiver me timbers! Belay that! -- or it's to Davey Jones locker with ye!

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heave ho me hearties
20 men on a dead mans chest - yo ho ho and a bottle of rum


and the parrot on his shoulder would say 'peices of eight - peices of eight'

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I got my ears pierced for a buck an ear. (buccaneer)

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All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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