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You are being held in a county jail. You have been charged with a serious felony that you did not commit. You get locked up in a 2-man cell with a man who is obviously much larger and stronger than you. It is now late at night, and your cellmate's intention is to make you his little *****. He approaches you, fully naked, with a raging hard-on. The guards can't hear you scream since you are on the basement floor.

What would you do to save your @$$ (literally)?!

2006-11-02 04:26:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

6 answers

The human hand, with its opposing grip, is disproportionately powerful. The exceptionally weak and critical human throat is a design flaw (or a work in progress by nature). Grab the throat, squeeze as tightly as you can - really - as tightly as you can. Now, jerk your hand away with a snappy motion.

2006-11-02 05:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 1 0

grab his nutz and squeeze so hard until they ruptured. He'll be in so much pain that he won't bother you EVER again. It's actually the only time I would ever endorse touching another guys ballz.

2006-11-02 12:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by Tyr_74 3 · 0 0

Kick him in the nuts.

Multiple times.

And then karate chop his nose off :)

2006-11-02 12:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0 0

You would love to know that ,wouldn't you?
For me simple:let him bring it on:I will win .
Because I am gay,let's party:all night long.

2006-11-02 12:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bend over and kiss your @$$ goodbye....

2006-11-02 12:30:18 · answer #5 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0 0

what did you do ??

2006-11-02 12:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by setter505 5 · 0 0

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