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2006-11-02 03:56:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Movies

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For the same reason 'Aladin' has no nipples.

2006-11-02 04:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Even though every movie or TV show we see has Tarzan as a middle aged man (miraculously clean shaven) the simple truth is that he was a teenager when he was discovered and taken back to England. He was not old enough to grow a beard and by the time he was he had been introduced to the civilized world and its customs.

2006-11-02 13:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1 0

You seen tarzan?

he has a close shave every week

2006-11-02 12:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Me Tarzan, you Jane, stop using my Mach 3 to do your legs in the waterfall...

2006-11-02 12:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by Beechy 4 · 4 0

Because Jane doesn't like bearded man.

2006-11-02 12:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by Vicki Z 2 · 0 0

Dunno...maybe the directors didn't have enough sense...J Weismueler was a good looking guy too...too good looking to cover any of him up!
Then, so is Brandon Fraisier...even though he was George of the Jungle!

2006-11-02 12:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by fairly smart 7 · 0 0

Because it was the 50's and you couldn't have a bearded character on TV that you were supposed to trust.

2006-11-02 11:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by moviegirl 6 · 2 1

Yea, that makes no sense. Because if he lives in the jungle, you would assume he won't have a razor to shave off his facial hairs. My guess is that he hasn't hit puberty yet.

2006-11-02 12:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He does grow a beard and then shaves it off. What do you think he makes those loin cloths out of???

2006-11-02 12:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by yeahyou 2 · 0 0

Living in the jungle with all those wild animals, he probably has at meast one close shave every day

2006-11-02 12:20:30 · answer #10 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0 0

Probably not enough added hormones in his all natural diet... possible that he hasn't hit puberty since he also has not underarm hair.

2006-11-02 16:26:23 · answer #11 · answered by Mel 4 · 0 0

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