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she's slipped over and banged her head and is bleading alot, there is blood all over the kitchen floor and she seems uncontious and doesnt seem to be breathing...... what shall i do... time now 1616hrs Thursday 2nd Nov

2006-11-02 03:16:34 · 46 answers · asked by Bmp1ksh 3 in Health General Health Care Injuries

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Mop up before somebody slips on it and hurts themselves, you fool. I'm afraid you may have to have a take away for tea. If your wife appears to be Intheway, you could phone an ambulance who will remove her so you can get round the kitchen easier, we don't want any accidents do we? Then learn to spell and punctuate.

2006-11-02 03:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I know your game.....

You set up this situation to make it SEEM as though your wife had slipped. And now by coming on Answers you appear concerned and willing to help her, but in all actuality you are just giving yourself an alibi....

You did it, in the kitchen with grease spread on the floor.

You can't fool this detective so easily......

2006-11-02 04:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by sammi 6 · 1 0

Are you SURE she slipped?
Or is this you trying to cover yourself when the cops come calling. I think you have hit her over the head with a turnip.

I have met 2 turnip killers in the past and i think that you are one (can tell by your writing).

you are going down boy, getting knicked, arrested, bummed.

2006-11-02 03:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dont b so fuck1ng stupid. you are a new member and you made that up. just 10 minutes ago you were taking about photgraphing fireworks, and answering questions on laxitives. u made this up to see what response you would get. I am appalled, no man should talk about a woman in that way you big poof, it is only sick weirdos that wish harm upon women, you homosexual woman-hater.

2006-11-02 03:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by Andoo W 2 · 0 0

Hope you called the emergency services. It is now Sunday 16.00hrs. your wife must be ok or hospitalised by now, in Fulham, London we have First Aid classes organised by the Red Cross. Try to join one for future accidents, god forbid. Look at her sexy eyes not her cleavage !!!!

2006-11-05 02:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Prepare your story for the police before you dial 911. An ambulance will be no use to you now. You might also call a good lawyer.

2006-11-02 03:25:19 · answer #6 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 3 1

You're going to prison. In fact, you pushed your wife and you're making it look like an accident. Anyone who has time to sit on here and not report the accident is playing for time.

Say hello to Mr Big in the shower.

2006-11-02 03:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by Tabbyfur aka patchy puss 5 · 1 1

Wait online for an answer. If you don't get one that helps, then use the yell.com to find a local undertaker. Good Luck. (Watch you don't slip in the blood...you wouldn't want a nasty accident yourself)

2006-11-02 03:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by E=MC2 3 · 2 1

Yell at her for making a mess in the kitchen! Tell her that she is going to be the one to clean it up. You arn't gonna shampoo any carpets!

2006-11-02 03:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by Fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 2 · 0 0

Get a clean hand-towel on the wound and take her to the emergency room: She could have a concussion!

2006-11-02 04:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by Tigger 7 · 0 0

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