A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
2006-11-02 02:36:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ha ha ha
i luv this one!!
its awesome..
lmao
2006-11-02 02:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by miss_eyez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An apple an afternoon retains the medical expert away. besides that, apple slices are scrumptious with peanut butter. yet, Oranges on the different hand, in case you roll it below your foot for a on a similar time as, you are able to drink it too!! Then needless to say, 2 of my maximum well known colours are... apple eco-friendly and orange!
2016-10-21 03:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by wiechmann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apples
2006-11-02 06:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats funny
2006-11-02 02:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silent pause...Not funny.
2006-11-02 03:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 02:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one b/4
but every time i hear its
hella funny
2006-11-02 02:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-02 02:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by jojo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
ive heard it before but it still makes me laugh whenever i hear/read it!
2006-11-02 03:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
2006-11-02 04:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋