One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...
"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"
2006-11-02 02:29:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Love it!!!!!
2006-11-02 02:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a couple of times. Didn't impress me now, but probably did the 1st time i heard it.
2006-11-02 02:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-02 03:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by troydowning 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Busted! Got to love it!
2006-11-02 02:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
NOT
2006-11-02 02:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did like it, when I heard it twenty years ago.
2006-11-02 02:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!
i luv ur jokes...
ha ha ha
daddy is in deep trouble now
*gasp*
lmao
2006-11-02 02:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by miss_eyez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 02:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by daveyboyone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 02:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! I luv it!!!!!
come on people lighten up !!!
2006-11-02 02:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by Sara mary jane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so wrong...lmao
2006-11-02 02:32:48 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋