E.T looked better,learnt english, didn,t claim benefits, had his own bike, and wanted to go home !!!
2006-11-02 02:19:47 · 27 answers · asked by jo w 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
IT IS ONLY A JOKE.!!
2006-11-02 02:27:27 · update #1
Those of you who accused this joke teller of being a **** and racist read all the writing if you're able. He did say it was a joke. Also look at Al V's response....
I wish you lot woul lighten up...after all let's have a laugh before the buggers blow us up.
2006-11-02 03:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Now you've done it. Earned the wrath of a Mullah.
That's worth at least a Fatwa.
You'll have to live like Sulman Rushdie, in hiding.
(Just joking in return)
I believe 'Al V' should get the 10 points.
2006-11-02 17:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Allah or Jesus?
By Rick Mathes
Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths who explained their belief systems. I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say.
The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam complete with a video. After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers. When it was my turn I directed my question to the Imam and asked: Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?"
There was no disagreement with my statements and without hesitation he replied, "Non-believers!"
I responded, So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can go to heaven. Is that correct? The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He sheepishly replied, Yes.
I then stated, Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Pat Robertson or Dr. Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to heaven! The Imam was speechless.
I continued, I also have problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me. Let me ask you a question-would you rather have your Allah who tells you to kill me in order to go to heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and wants you to be with me? You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.
Chuck Colson once told me something that has sustained me these 20 years of prison ministry. He said to me, Rick, remember that the truth will prevail. And it will!
2006-11-02 10:43:16 · answer #3 · answered by St. Mike 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
AI V - What an amazing answer..!?
..A lot of food for thought, you deserve the ten points..
As for the joke - a bit distasteful, but judging by the majority response, a sentiment echoed by a large percentage of the people who use this forum.
2006-11-02 11:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by Shinny 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
we all know what e.t looks like!
muslim men cover their face in hair and women in a veil!
2006-11-02 10:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by ann w 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
OMG, wat is ur problem ur are so bloody racist and i dnt care if its a joke or not have to of throught about this for sometime to put it up as a question, get a life mate and dnt be so bloody racist people like u make me enbassed to be a live
2006-11-02 12:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
What if I am a Muslim, and you are making a joke about my people...be careful what you joke about, ask President Bush!
2006-11-02 10:28:33 · answer #7 · answered by *+* Miss NATION*+* 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Planning a stand-up routine with Bernard Manning by any chance? He's an unfunny racist **** as well. Should get on like a house on fire.
2006-11-02 10:31:17 · answer #8 · answered by nert 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Lol Simon is a muslim. Now its even funnier
2006-11-02 10:25:40 · answer #9 · answered by Vena, Hands, Violent K 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
muslims see al v and read his answer .this is exactly why you are dispised all over the free world,
2006-11-02 11:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋