How come I can not get away for paying for things with snot?
I have plenty of it, sometimes mulitcoloured and can come in a range of interesting shapes and textures
but those guys in MacDonalds always look at me funny when I try to give them a used hanky for in leiu of payment...
Just so gosh-darn unfair...
2006-11-02 02:15:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, Dragon understands. She always examines the presents her nose gives her to see if any of them might be worth something. Unfortunately, she has found that even the really wicked nasty looking ones that she'd think would be worth some sort of monetary compensation end up only eliciting an "Eeeeeeeew!" from the store clerk.
What good is that stuff if it can't be used as money?
RAWR!!!!
2006-11-02 02:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah, you see, paying through the nose is reserved for those of us with golden snot - it's not that easy to produce, so it's highly prized when presented. It's in the same league as sweating bullets, shitting bricks and coughing up diamonds. Tricky, but worth the effort, just for the surprise value. You wanna learn how to do it, go see a children's magician. Everyone assumes, in this jaded age, that pulling pound coins out from behind people's ears is all down to sleight-of-hand. Notsomuch - watch and learn, Grasshopper...
2006-11-02 10:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even before I read the second line I pictured myself paying with something with the stuff from my nose. My first response was, "They wouldn't like what came out of my nose". Or maybe, "There isn't a slot in the cash register for snot".
2006-11-02 10:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not just eat the snot? It is very tasty. It can also be used as a substitute for glue. I have pictures hanging on my wall for years - what's it hanging with? Boogers. I could go on and on (not with just nasal discharges), but with other useful things you can do with all the other things that come out of your body.
2006-11-02 10:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a Roman nose, dear Ichi, and I doubt anyone wishes to be paid by Roman shower. Maybe a golden shower would suffice though a pearl necklace would surely entice the lasses at MacDonnalds to provide you with a free lunch!...
2006-11-02 19:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hankerchiefs. They're outrageously expensive.
2006-11-02 10:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually pay out the butt ...you should see the problems that gets me into at the check out line.
2006-11-02 10:18:49 · answer #7 · answered by gotalife 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hell, i live in london. one tonne of snot wouldnt be equal to a newspaper.
2006-11-02 10:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually just use the matter from my eye.
2006-11-02 10:18:14 · answer #9 · answered by 2"CUTE"2B30 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I don't know what this world is coming too.
2006-11-02 10:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋