they should study that so they can find a cure for them
2006-11-02 02:07:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Id rather they spend money on a cure of idiocy
2006-11-02 02:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Shhh... I'm going to let you in on a little secret.... Here's how gay folks become gay. I'll limit my answer to how gay *men* become gay.
First, you must attend a 10 day vacation on an island with nothing but beefy bodybuilders. Next, you must drink margaritas with umbrellas all day long.
During this time you must take Gay101. Now Gay101 includes need to know items such as:
- Hairstyling Secrets
- Decorating Secrets
- Fashion Sense Secrets
- Deprogramming on all things auto-related
- Deprogramming on all things hunting/fishing-related
- How many beers it takes to make a straight man "play"
After passing all of the tests in Gay101, you are then ready for Gay102. Gay102 includes:
- Interior Designing for your straight friends
- Etiquette on borrowing your lesbian friend's truck
- The Hanky Code 101 and 102
- Back Room Etiquette
- Spit or Swallow: A Personal Choice
- Spit or Swallow: For Partners
- Politics 101: How to keep stupid politicians in the dark about how we "recruit"
- Gaydar: Using Yours and Repair Tips
- Becoming your parent's favorite child
- Chat Room 101, 201, 301, 401, 501, and 601
- Top, Bottom - what's the difference when we're all really Pig Bottoms anyway?
After passing Gay102, you are tested and re-tested by having to attend a White Party and/or Black Party. After you are sucessful at the White Party/Black Party, you then are initiated into the Gay Brotherhood.
At this point you learn the secret handshake, the secret smile, the secret "knowing look," and are given your first hanky.
There you go. Now you know, the real "how do people become gay" way.
Enroll at your local online chat room soon!
The best of luck!
2006-11-02 02:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by yetanothergwm 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there are studys that suggest gays might be born that way, it is NOT certain, i personally consider it more possible that they are stimulated in a way that shapes their sexuality like that when they are infants. No one can say for sure. And no, one way or another it is not a choice! It is who they are, they dont choose it just as much as one doesnt choose to have black hair or someone doesnt choose to be fixated at the oral or the anal stage. And one way or another there is no cure.Why should we try so hard to find one since gay people can be happy without hurting anyone?
2006-11-02 02:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Zoe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's 2006. You're kind of narrow minded thinking is so out dated. They don't "become" gay. It's not a disease. Educate yourself. Try being more open minded. You may be the one who needs the cure.
2006-11-02 02:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by cowgirl 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hy hons gay boyfriends find a cure whats wrong with you, maybe they sghould find a cure for you-- theres nothing wrong with, us hy gasy boyfriends daviie and steviie hons--- i steevie was molestedd when i was youger bye my truck driving uncle and introducedd into it, and my curent boyyfriend davvie was molestedd bye a catholaticc priest as a altar boy, we also grew up as boyhood friend-s, and back then his father was a travelling insurance execurive who spent time on the road and drinking and wmanizing and when he got off the roadd he would beat the hell out of his mother, and we spent a lot of nights in his tree house getting away from itt, the knock downe drag out fights , smashed windows furniture-- back then if it wasent for him i would have killed myself--- we stuck together threw it all, and had too hit the roads at 16 after coming out. we are now 21 and 22, and still together. if you can go back and find a cure for our miserable child hoods good luck-- find a cure-- we have stuck together and are making itt in the world. if you dont like itt, too bad.
2006-11-02 02:14:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are born that way. A cure is not needed as being gay is not a disease. It is kind of like being stupid is not a disease as you well know.
2006-11-02 02:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by happytraveler 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Some homosexuals choose to become identified as gay others choose to be Identified as g0y.
God made us homosexual or bisexual none of us choose it.
We are not defective or diseased and therefore need no cure.
Stupidity is however treatable with cognitive therapy if caught in time. I suggest you get treatment now.
2006-11-02 02:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I agree with Kyle. I feel as though you are born with specific sexual tendencies. No one can talk you into, sway or change your tendencies. Cure? It is not a disease, it is a way of life.
2006-11-02 02:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
u tard u dont become gay. thats like a cucumber turning into a pizza. it just is a cucumber. and pizzas shouldnt be offended by cucumbers just because they are different. they are all foods, so they should just live happily ever after. the end. geez...
2006-11-02 06:04:56 · answer #9 · answered by emo girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You become gay by reading or posting in this section.....eeeek
2006-11-02 02:24:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋