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A former g/f of mine was a cop.
She & I used to get a kick out of my telling her to "spread 'em!"
(in that cliche-domineering cop voice.)

She also liked wearing the handcuffs.

I don't want to tell you about what I did with the nightstick.

And, yes, I'm serious.

OKAY YAHOO, VIOLATE ME FOR THIS ONE, TOO!

2006-11-02 01:45:17 · answer #1 · answered by x 7 · 0 0

Oh no. I'm always serious when questioned by our local peace officers. They have an important job and I'm always willing to cooperate with them

2006-11-02 01:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a cop only ever told me to turn out my pockets

2006-11-02 01:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 0 0

Sorry , never had that happened. But than again, i have
never been stopped by one. Don't even have a parking ticket.

2006-11-02 01:02:00 · answer #4 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0 0

a cop has never told me that before

2006-11-02 01:00:26 · answer #5 · answered by jacemo 6 · 0 0

Goosebumps...that probably means deep down your gay. Laughing is your way of hiding that your gay.

2006-11-02 01:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by joeknockz 3 · 0 0

Lol buddy spread what??? Certainly not sumones legs I hope

2006-11-02 01:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by NightSlayer 3 · 0 0

this is amazing, it jogs my memory once I have been given arrested,(uk), while they study me my rites and mentioned "something you assert would be utilized in a courtroom of regulation against you" i replied,," i replaced into on a venture from God" ,,,they re-arrested me for an identical offence, and mentioned an identical element ,yet this time i replied , " ooh-ah-ooh-whaawh, officers please end hitting me" all of them laughed yet did no longer write it down(funnily sufficient), this is actual...

2016-11-26 23:27:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It depends on the cop!!

2006-11-02 01:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by I_didn't_do_it 2 · 0 0

cops are scared of me, they never go near me before

2006-11-02 01:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0 0

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