i don't care who wins the election. me, my brother jeb, and jeb's sister (my wife) are building a bunker in the backyard. so far we've got a sawed-off double barrel 10 gauge, a moonshine ditillery, and 2 years supply of american cheese.
will this get us through the coming rapture? what else do we need?
2006-11-02 00:56:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
yes....it's a joke. relax. and 'rapture' is not the key to the question. substitute 'holocaust'
2006-11-02 01:36:40 · update #1
but i do still need to know what else we'll need. also, how many 10 gauge shotgun shells will we need, considering the possibility of zombies?
2006-11-02 01:38:08 · update #2
A really deep hole and some air fresheners - unless you are planning on distilling that 'shine the second time around.
A midwife - lord knows you've got nothing better to do for two years.
Metamucil - cheese is know for its constipating abilities.
2006-11-02 01:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by FabMom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What we need to do to survive in a messed up world is to build trust in the people around us. We need to trust each other & that trust has to spread world wide. We have to be at peace with the rest of the world.
Building bunkers & isolating our selfs from the world is not the answer.
On a personal level it is prudent to have a reasonalble stock of things to survive a short term up setting event.
It is also a good idea to make you home more secure.
But I would stop short of locking my self up in a bunker.
I like cheese as well as the next person but a 2 year supply?
2006-11-02 09:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by Floyd B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might want to take another look at your theology...
If you believe in the rapture, you're not stockpiling...
And I guess you know this.
Just poking at Christians, huh? I hope you get the last laugh...
2006-11-02 09:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brains.
2006-11-02 08:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by oohhbother 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jughead and Archie comic books! Good luck in your spider hole!
2006-11-02 09:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by Manatee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasnt sure if this was supposed to be humorous or exactly as it appears; ignorant and pointless. Which is it?
2006-11-02 09:54:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing - I think you got everything under control just fine...better get locked in...bye!
2006-11-02 09:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, well if you believe in God, you don't need to worry about the rapture affecting you.
2006-11-02 09:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
clean water
oh and brains!
2006-11-02 09:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ambiant 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
some brains!
2006-11-02 08:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by mstrywmn 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋