She goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" !
She explains the situation with the toaster.
He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are saying you that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
2006-11-02 00:11:35 · 12 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
too cute!!!!
thank you for my first laugh of the day!!!!!
i hope you will do some more!!!!
2006-11-02 00:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This person is a drama queen and I am sure many people in her life get a chance to grab them.
Some people will use every opportunity in life to make a spectacle of themselves.... She is up there with the rest of the women who must create or have drama in order to survive. It gives them attention and makes them feel that they have a power....
2006-11-02 00:17:36 · answer #2 · answered by doclakewrite 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a very funny joke, but I think it would be funnier if the defective product was more expensive, like maybe a big TV or a car. I think it would be more believable that way. Thanks for sharing!
2006-11-02 00:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by Crystal L ™ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think I'll use that one. That's too funny. I'm still laughing.
2006-11-02 00:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i saw this in a local newspaper. i like this one. it is really funny.
2006-11-02 00:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll remember to pass this on. lol
2006-11-02 01:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by sylviavnpttn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love that,,gona tell my hubby later,,very funny
2006-11-02 00:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by lex 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it!! I'm having a very sh*tty morning and it actually brought a smile to my face!! Thanks!
2006-11-02 00:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny.
2006-11-02 00:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by uknowme 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it :)
2006-11-02 08:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋