Come on people there are many contenders for this illustrious crown. Which players butchered the beautiful game by their own masterful displays of ineptitude.
2006-11-02 00:00:22 · 32 answers · asked by B Unit 2 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
There have been much worse players than some listed here.
Which players make you cry with laughter when you see their name on a team sheet?
Anyone remember old Pineapple head Jason Lee.
Or when big Gary Doherty was deployed as a striker. Ahh priceless.
2006-11-02 00:22:55 · update #1
What about Torben Piechnik and Istvan Kozma signed by Graeme Souness for Liverpool.
Bruno Cheyrou and Bernard Diomede signed by Gerard Houllier for Liverpool.
Eric Djemba-Djemba and Kleberson were brutal!
David Bellion was another Grandmaster.
How could anybody forget the legend that was masterfully stolen from under the noses of Middlesborough Diego Forlan.
What about Efan Ekoku!
Daniel Amokachi and Ibrahima Bakayoko were another two classic players who represented FC Brad Pish!!
2006-11-02 01:15:58 · update #2
Has got to be Ali Daia..... He was recomended by George Wehr to Graham Souness of southampton.... Mr Souness had never seen him play and brought him on as a sub but never played again as he wouldnt have ever got in my local pub team.
2006-11-02 00:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tit Bramble, John Jenson, Pascal Cygan, Francis Jeffers, Richard Wright, Andy Sinton, Bobby Zamora, Clinton Morrison, John Fashnu, Peter Crouch, Marco Boogers, Justin Edinburgh, Ian Bishop, JA Boumsong, Laurie Sanchez, Dave Beasant, Vinnie Jones, Chris Kiwomya etc etc etc
2006-11-02 02:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by mpr7274 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pineapple Head. Scored a few for Notts Forest in the Premiership, but often a confidence player. Don't think the haircut helped him (the manager at the time said it made balls bounce off his head at the 'unintended angle' - not goalwards anyway). I remember him playing for Watford in the year we won the 2nd Division (1998). He was playing in a team which was winning regularly and creating lots of chances, but still managed to go 24 games without scoring from 1st November to 11th April. Still, he redeemed himself by scoring the goal away at Fulham, which eventually clinched the title.
2006-11-05 00:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by The Global Geezer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ali Dia. He was sent on as a sub for the Saints, and was so bad that Souness took him off. He never step foot in England again.
And I would put my vote for that Man U keeper, Massimo Taibi. Let in a comical goal against Le Tissier, and conceded five against Chelsea. Horrendous.
2006-11-02 21:34:28 · answer #4 · answered by BeN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vinnie Jones is pretty bad..a lot of the defenders in the 1970's were pretty bad. What about Norman Hunter (Leeds), Cyril Knowles (Spurs), Micky Droy (Chelsea), Ron Harris (Chelsea)...Mind you as a Spurs supporter, I don't remember Graham Roberts being all that and Paul Miller was worse still.
2006-11-02 10:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by mikers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ali Da, George Weah's brother in law who palyed under Greaeme Souness at Southampton lasted about 10 minutes before he was subbed.
2006-11-02 01:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Terry
2006-11-02 00:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ramon Vega for Spurs, Roy Keane for Man Utd, Titus Bramble for Ipswich or Newcastle, Djimi Traore for Liverpool.
2006-11-02 00:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by Shane T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Geoff Thomas
2006-11-02 00:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by Graeme T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patrick Valery, he turned out for Blackburn Rovers in 1996, he was possibly the laziest player I have ever seen with the Blue and White shirt on his back.
2006-11-02 00:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by Hendo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋