Want to offer advice in a lighthearted way e.g. how to cook great cakes for the school fete, bluffers guide to knocking up a great costume for a school party with minimum effort, how to avoid tantrums at the school gate, etc etc. Want to call it something along the lines of Wannabe Domestic Goddess/Bluffers Guide to Being a Star Mum, Mummy's Little Helper, but open to suggestions as am hitting a brick wall myself. If it was quite a short name that could work on a website, that would be great too. Thanks...
2006-11-01 21:13:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
mmmh.....don't take it wrong but it's funny.
Children's Books You'll Never See
Below is a list of children's books you'll never see in any bookstore!
"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of Western Europe- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
“Bubba” Meets the Taxidermist"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead"
"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
2006-11-01 21:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) Elizabeth Alice 1) Atticus Bran 2) Amelia Eleanor 2) Richard Andy 3) Juliet Portia 3) Octavius Adam
2016-05-23 13:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Behind the scenes bible
or
Mums road to success
or
The mummy's way
or
Cheat the mummy's game
or
Better than the Jones's
or
How cool is my mum
haha there getting worse as i go arnt they really i should quit now!
kick ar*e mother
or
No more binbag costumes
or
Mother troubles are no more
or
What mums have needed for years
or
Marvellous mum
2006-11-01 21:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by Deano 06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keeping Mummm : Bluffers guide to being a star mum.
bit of mine, a bit of yours hope you dont mind.
Good luck!
2006-11-01 21:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by gee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about 'Shortcuts for Mums' or 'Do, Don't Panic' or 'Things they never told you about being a parent' or 'Parents' Survival Guide' or 'The really useful guide for parents'.
Or one of the titles in the answer above.
2006-11-01 21:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Tips for Big Ideas
2006-11-01 21:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by galaxy_glider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about "How to become Star Of The Week"
2006-11-01 21:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a great idea! I'd buy a copy! How about 'Supermum - a busy woman's guide to everything'. Keep us posted when it's likely to be available please. Best of luck.
2006-11-01 21:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mum's the Word!
2006-11-01 21:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by FontOfNoKnowledge 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how about The School Tool
2006-11-01 21:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by Angel City 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋