Does anyone know any good jokes?
2006-11-01 21:01:40 · 13 answers · asked by Phil C 3 in Health ➔ Women's Health
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?
Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son."
2006-11-01 23:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is two sphincter muscles (external and internal) that controls the urine flow out of urine bladder if there is a problem on these muscles this girl wets herself they could be repaired by operation make very good jokes and laugh together
2006-11-01 21:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by ahmet m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bless her get her some tenor ladies first before telling any jokes. anyway on yahoo answers go ot the jokes and riddles catargry and have a look there some of em are quite good
2006-11-01 21:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm surpised that you only know one girl - many women can pee themselves when they laugh to much - sneezing can also have the same affect. We used to call my sister Patricia Pants - P Pants for short because it happened so often.
2006-11-02 00:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by feebee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She needs to do some pelvic floor exersizes to tighten up those muscles a wee bit!
2006-11-01 21:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by Bored at work 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh you horror that is so not nice, hope it never happens to you, men aren't exempt from bladder problems you know.
2006-11-02 03:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good thing your humble and said she wets herself, not that you make her wet.
2006-11-01 22:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by tyreanpurple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so sad. Put what dose she do not laugh or go home every 10min.
2006-11-01 21:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. ha. ha. sorry have no good jokes but watch the catherine tate show tonight it may make you laugh...
2006-11-01 21:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has she just had or recently had a baby? That could explain it.
2006-11-02 00:48:58 · answer #10 · answered by Say It Like You Mean It 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋