2006-11-01 17:38:07 · 13 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
put out some of the turkey's favorite meals and snacks
then take him out to the shed and chop his head off
skin his butt
wash off the blood and salmonella
pull out the liver and gizzards
season with Lawry's and herbs
and throw that turkey into the turkey pit and smoke grill his butt
and serve with vegetables and stuffing
dinner rolls and sweet ice tea
and follow with dessert
chocolate cake
pumpkin pie
sweet potato pie
pineapple cake
peach cobbler
then send home the guest with there leftover take home bags
and make turkey sandwiches next week for lunch
2006-11-01 17:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on a girl turkey costume and flaunt it
2006-11-02 01:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by Ad Just 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just asked if it would like to be dinner.
2006-11-02 08:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lure it with the opposite sex turkey.
2006-11-02 01:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by ( Kelly ) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him a juicy slice of another cooked turkey........promise him more!
LOL
mandy
2006-11-02 01:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by cking_pOise... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just knock him over the head with something then laugh when he wakes up in your kitchen.
2006-11-02 01:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by ... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Engraved invites are classy and show you care.
2006-11-02 01:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by twysty 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Snatch him by the neck
2006-11-02 04:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by Oops! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell it your having a ham.
2006-11-02 01:46:34 · answer #9 · answered by Happy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tell him you will stuff him until he is full.
2006-11-02 01:43:13 · answer #10 · answered by JustJane 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋