2006-11-01 17:21:46 · 12 answers · asked by chaessigbikerboy 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Never been not going
2006-11-02 03:47:10 · update #1
Except no favors! Allow no one to bully you. Better to go down fighting...than just go down. Keep your mouth shut, big talkers dont last long...hope you never have to go...what a ? lol
2006-11-01 17:31:18 · answer #1 · answered by FIRE 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tough question! Try not to do anything to put you there is the surest way. Even if you were the corrections officer, a little guy is an easy target- however, if you must go to jail- then pray hard! Be strong, don't get emotional, zone out, and just keep reminding yourself there' nothing without end- hopefully yours is a good end. Goodluck!
2006-11-01 18:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by BadAss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a couple of nights? I wouldn't think you'd have much to worry about if it's jail vs prison.
If you have time before you go in, mail yourself a "Get out of jail free" card from your Monopoly game. Address it to yourself at the jail and once you get it let the other inmates in on your plan before handing it to the jailer.
Do what I do during the occassional stint in County lockup- Announce yourself with authority. Stomp around like an impotent jerk and make a series of relatively harmless but loud, obnoxious, smart-assed comments to whatever Deputy or Jailer happens to be in the area.
Examples: "Why the rubber gloves during my patdown? If you're gonna' cop a feel at least give me the benefit of some skin."
"Polyester pants, leather belt, phallic-shaped stick and handcuffs... Explains what YOU'RE doing here doesn't it?"
"I don't know about you but walking around with a nametag in full view of all the people I just arrested would make me paranoid as hell- dude, they're criminals..."
"You should write your partner a ticket for cornholing his mother..."
"If I apply for a job as dispatcher on Monday can I put you down as a reference?"
These are just a few to get you started. Once you're inside, simply acknowledge the other inmates with a nod or two and carry yourself as if it's all little more than a minor inconvenience.
Tone it down while behind the door with the inmates and direct your animosity towards the jailers when they're in the area. When they approach with lunch ask if you could have a latte or something instead of whatever they give you to drink.
Do something obnoxious every now and then. Try to dial a 900# on the inmate phone and complain about it when it doesn't work.
Basically, the idea is to relax, enjoy it as best you can and completely ignore the issue of your size. Act as though you're completely unaware of it. Focus more on your own entertainment and amuse yourself with the experience instead of letting it depress you.
Whatever you did can't be entirely evil if the end result was a couple of days in jail. That being said, it doesn't deserve an exaggerated level of guilt or bs being applied to it.
What it deserves is just that- a couple days in jail.
2006-11-01 18:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What county jail is it ??? If a small town jail you will be fine probadly meet up with people you went to high school with, or you will be sent a jail full the thuggys, and dope dealers. If it just DWI, and Potheads, and old timers robbing the local goverement you will be fine
2006-11-01 17:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by ram456456 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi i do no longer understand appropriate to the grammar and slang cuz english is a distant places language to me. yet i comprehend that the tale has a element, something to earnings from. for me the purpose is what i seek for in a narrative.. so that is quite sturdy, extraordinarily the touching section on the top. additionally that is easily narrated, i ought to think of the scenes and the failings happening. i could say 90s sturdy success
2016-12-16 17:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep your mouth shut and your head down. When you have a problem go mental immediately to create your reputation of no tolerance.(not with the guards though)
2006-11-01 17:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by Viakin 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You should have thought about that before you got arrested. But most people feel they never get caught. So if you play, you have to pay.
2006-11-01 17:24:33 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep your head down, and sleep a lot. It will be over in a wink.
2006-11-01 17:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Bojangles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just bend over and give it up as soon as you are asked.
just think of it as a surprising new experience.
I mean, who would ever have thought dear old you would learn how to suck dingdong?? I'm sure you'll have some great stories to not tell everyone.
2006-11-01 17:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sneak in things with which to bribe people.
2006-11-01 17:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋