Can you make me laugh?

Answer 1

do you think i am beautiful...one on left


http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/7306/celticfans4jskr0.jpg


bet that made u laugh....hahaha

Answer 2

How 'bout this?
1. 1. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

4. A penny saved is a government oversight.

5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

6. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

7. He who hesitates is probably right.

8. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

9. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

10. Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Answer 3

Try this joke and try the link too:
http://welaugh.blogspot.com/2006/11/outsmarted-by-kids.html


There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local
kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons.
After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would
scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field.
The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says: "Warning!! One of
the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."





So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign
that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over
the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign
next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: "Now there are two."

Answer 4

Life it is too short to make some one laugh. Find the funny in everything. Like Fuzzy Pickle.

Answer 5

#1:Two crazzy men were in a hospital. Man1 sed to man2:"Its our time to escape!We'll get out the door, jump out the fence, and run free!". Man2 sed to man1:"Not our day, too bad.". Man1 sed to man2:"Why?". Man2 sed to man1:"Coz, there is no fence."

#2:These are true! On a jar of peanuts: WARNING:Contains nuts. Newspaper:Typhoon rips through cemetary,hundreds dead. On a toilet:Out of order, please use the floor. also:this water is not for drinking. On a leaflet: This leaflet will teach you how to read. On a hand dryer:Do not activate with wet hands. Car Stickers:I love kids but, I can't eat a whole one. It's not how you pick your nose, its where you put the boogers.
Newspaper:Stolen painting found by a tree.

Answer 6

Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these
kids are urs
???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my
son,
that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time
we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to
know. Mother Faints... :)

Answer 7

I guess I can't make you laugh if you ask me to but if you meet me and become one of my friends, I assure you that you will always laugh because of me. heheheh

Answer 8

Go read my joke/questions a few minutes ago and tell me.

Answer 9

Yes I can.
Hysterically.

Answer 10

Why wasn't Adam an African American ?



You ever tried takin a rib from a black man ?