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Wrote the word "penis" on the chalk board. The teacher was angry, asked who wrote it and erased it. I did the same thing the next day in larger letters and the same thing happened with the teacher. By the fourth day, the word was huge. Again, she erased the word. On the fifth day, I simply wrote, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets".

2006-11-01 15:44:06 · answer #1 · answered by mr_tasty_phlegm 4 · 5 0

I took a ping pong ball and cut a little hole in it and then filled it with wooden match heads (just the striking parts) really tight. Then I wrapped tape around it really tight and took it to a basketball game and told a friend that it would be funny if he threw it on the court during the game, a really high arcing throw . Well, he did and it exploded and flying match heads went every where. He had no idea that that's what would happen and we never got caught but he always questioned my motives whenever I told him to do anything after that.

2006-11-01 15:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 0 0

True Story....When I was a junior in HS I put a dog turd in the teachers suggestion box. It sat in there for two weeks before he discovered it. When he found it he gave a long lecture to the class. I admitted to it about 6 months later on the last day of school. Awesome.

2006-11-01 15:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Oh I had this b*tch of a teacher that hated me and I Squirt Super Glue in her hair as I was standing behind her on the Last day of my senior year lol, That was soooo mean opps lol

2006-11-01 15:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Shortie♥ 5 · 2 0

When student elections came around, I posted posters of a guy (troy sloan) that I said was running for president, only as a gay rights activist. No one ever knew it was me, lol. I did not like troy sloan, he was dumb.

2006-11-01 15:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by New Foil Hat1134 3 · 0 0

smoked pot in front of the school then told the dean of students to shut the f*ck up- she was harrassing my abused friend- Then I left school and took my friend to a shelter, while the dean was following us and shaking her fist *LOL* I gave her a few hand signals of my own

2006-11-01 15:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by dances with cats 7 · 1 0

Lost a bet and flashed everyone at a football game during half time.

2006-11-01 15:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by Eerin 6 · 2 0

im a student right now. one time, i got sick of my VP srceaming in our ears during lunch. so i went to the loud speaker on stage and puller the plug to her microphone. stupid i know but i have a lot more skool years ahead of me :p

2006-11-01 15:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 0 0

going to school high, getting busted for having alcohol and pot on school grounds but only getting suspended, smoking by the school doors. too many things

2006-11-01 15:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by ck 5 · 1 0

I stopped going to school for a year and almost got kicked out because of it. In my defense, they should have told me that being expelled was a consequence for extreme truancy.

2006-11-01 15:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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