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He has cleared his schedule for the week. The democrats don't want him and the republicans never did. I wonder what excuses he will come up with next!

2006-11-01 13:32:42 · 15 answers · asked by TRUE PATRIOT 6 in Politics & Government Politics

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He'll probably be holding secret meetings with the enemy like he did when he took time off during his self-inflicted -band-aid "injury" during the Viet Nam War - ( for which he later applied for a war medal )- to sympathize with the enemy . Kerry was rewarded for treason by the other side- against America - he is honored as a hero who helped the Communist win the Viet Nam War ( in the War Remnants Museum in Ho Chi Minh ) .

2006-11-01 13:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 1 0

He is going to use his time off do write more jokes! Maybe Kerry and fatarse Micheal Moore can get together and make a comedy movie.

2006-11-01 21:38:05 · answer #2 · answered by Oh My! 2 · 4 1

I wish I could say that he'll never hold any office in this country again. But, alas, remember there's always his home state. Home of the biggest idiotssssss in political history.

EDIT* - I like 'green eyes' answer.

2006-11-01 21:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

This.
According to the #2 Republican in the US House, Congressman John Boehner, the Iraq mess is all the fault of the US troops on the ground in Iraq. Boehner only moments ago had the following to say about who is to blame for Iraq:

GOP HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER JOHN BOEHNER: Let's not blame what's happening in Iraq on Rumsfeld.

WOLF BLITZER: But he's in charge of the military.

BOEHNER: But the fact is, the generals on the ground are in charge, and he works closely with them and the president.

2006-11-01 21:37:54 · answer #4 · answered by Mojo Seeker Of Knowlege 7 · 0 4

Who knows what excuses he'll come up with. I guess he'll use his time thinking up more ways to smear our troops.

2006-11-01 22:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 3 0

First pull the foot out of his mouth.
Then dream up invesnted atrocity stories like he did in 'Nam.
Then reinsert foot.

2006-11-01 21:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by Philip L 4 · 3 1

I think it was sorry what he said, bull he messed up!
he'll probably roll around in his WIFES millions of dollars to reassure himself that he's not stupid cause hes rich(though its no his money) Go democrats, u know how to pick em

2006-11-01 21:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by Rach 2 · 3 2

He's staying away so not to hurt his party by his Iraqi soldier joke in PCC.

2006-11-01 21:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Hire a new speechwriter.

2006-11-01 21:44:54 · answer #9 · answered by SCHSFAN 4 · 1 0

hes wondering what thousand dollar hair cut to get next so he can bond with the common man....

2006-11-01 21:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by shut up dummy 6 · 4 2

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