2006-11-01 11:37:21 · 16 answers · asked by i am who ever u say i am 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-11-01 11:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
thats all for tonite, good nite! lol i'm out
2006-11-01 19:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool Sarah! I did enjoy your questions! :)
I have something funny to say, "Who baby dat ia!"
2006-11-01 20:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do I laugh when I am in bed by myself and I fart? Seriously I just keep on laughing like a little kid!!!
2006-11-01 19:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Tridda AKA K.B.J.G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is the Humor Helper for her class; here's her joke of the day...
"Have you seen the movie Constipation?"
"No."
"That's because it hasn't come out yet."
2006-11-01 19:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by caligirljulie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know the way to San Jose?
2006-11-01 19:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by been there, done that 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2006-11-01 19:39:51 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A siamese twin looks at the other and asks "What you looking at?"
2006-11-01 19:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fresh out tonight... try tomorrow
2006-11-01 19:39:11 · answer #9 · answered by Becky Jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dropped your pocket.
2006-11-01 19:42:41 · answer #10 · answered by Special nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rubber baby buggy bumpers....
Hows that?
2006-11-01 19:39:16 · answer #11 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋