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2006-11-01 11:13:45 · 10 answers · asked by kalak a 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
What animal walks on 4 feet in the morning, 2 at noon and 3 at evening?
2006-11-01 11:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by travislizzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A caveman named Ross stood near the bottom of a steep hill while Albert and Stephen (also cavemen) were at the top standing next to their latest invention the wheel which they just finished chiseling out of stone. Suddenly, there was a small tremor that disloged the wheel, causing it to roll down the hill. Much to his dissatisfaction the new invention runs Ross over and kills him as it continues down to the bottom of the hill. Needless to say, Albert cries eureka! A rolling stone gathers no Ross.
2006-11-01 14:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by Cuthbert 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wait that's just a question, not a joke.
Never mind
For some really silly jokes, get a bag of laffy taffy.
2006-11-01 11:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by dbs1226 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one about the chicken crossing the road--
Just a guess, thought I would give it a shot.
2006-11-01 11:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by reneechipman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road? (This one's so old that the first time I heard it I fell off my pet dinosaur)
Knock, Knock jokes. (These are about as old as the dust that comes out when my grandma farts).
2006-11-01 11:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by Tom D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why did the chicken cross the road..." I think you know the rest of it.
I like this variation. "Why did the cow cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off."
2006-11-01 11:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by Faith C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks at him and says, why the long face?
2006-11-01 12:03:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-11-01 11:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-11-01 11:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Andy P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock.
2006-11-01 11:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by NANCY P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋