what's the worst movie line?

Question

here's mine:

from xmen, when storm says

"do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightening? the same thing that happens to everything else!"

Answer 1

Mine is from Gigli [90 mins of my life I can never get back!]

J-Lo: It's turkey time.
Ben A**Lick : Huh?
J-Lo: Gobble, gobble

Answer 2

The worst line,from a B movie Shark Attack 3,the hero,the dinosaur expert and the submarine owner(keep up) are going out the next day to kill the supposedly extinct shark,so the sub owner tells the other two to go home and get some sleep,the hero says to the dinosaur exp that he's tired but really wired"So how about I take you home and eat your *****"My jaw hit the floor,is that cruel to cats or what,would he want it cooked or raw,with the fur on or off,does he eat a lot of cats or does hers look particularly tasty.

Answer 3

I think you've taken the best one yourself. I remember thinking that line in X-Men was cronic too.

But, here's another one I hate. I may get this slightly wrong as I've only stomached the film once.

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

from Dirty Rubbish Dancing. I'm betting that's not a popular choice with all the chick flick lovers. Sorry, I think it's pants.

Answer 4

I wanted to poke my eyes out with a pencil i was so disappointed with X-men 3.

My worst movie line is 'I'm just a girl.. standing in front of a boy..asking him to love her', from Notting Hill.

I would have pointed and laughed but then maybe thats why i haven't got a boyfriend.

Answer 5

Steven Seagal as a gunned down Cop starring with his offscreen wife,Kelly LeBrock as his Nurse in "Hard to Kill"-He's just recovered from a 7 year coma and is working out hard,getting ready to kill some bad guys,and She comes out,walks up to him and says "I thought You might like (and pauses as if to wonder WHY she got this corny line)..a Flower?

Answer 6

cant really think of movie but worst soap line
the great storm of emmerdale


trish lies under a pile of bricks after chimney colapses on pub roof. marlon wandering about aimlessly in driving rain force 20 gales discovers poor trish and ask what happened to you.

Answer 7

"RUN !"

Always when a building is about to blow up, or a dinosaur is about to have you as a snack, or a tidal wave 35 feet tall is rampaging through New York, or....oh, I'm sure you get the picture.

Cliche at it's very best.
It always annoys me as the person who shouts it is usually the dumbest person in the movie, yet noone else thinks about running away from danger until 'Mr. gung-ho, save-the-day, f*ck-wit-hero' decides to point out the bleeding obvious!
Scriptwriters get paid!
it's saddening.

Answer 8

In "This Island Earth" a classic sci fi film.

Some "kidnapped" scientists are in a strange alien laboratory. One says "this lead sheeting is exactly the same kind as the one in our lab back home" - or words to that effect.

i.e. they are trying to hide behind it, hoping the aliens can't see them. But they can.

Answer 9

i love this film, but i think this is the worst movie line ever:

rachel to bruce in batman begins:
The man I loved...the man who vanished...he never came back at all.But maybe he's still
out there somewhere.Maybe someday,
when Gotham no longer needs Batman...I'll see him again.
And then she kisses him. What's all that about? What's wrong with her? decide yourself missy!!

Answer 10

I don't know the exact line, but I saw this movie called The First 20 Million where they kept referring to women as "docking stations". Weird, gross and offensive.