how 2 pass a drug test?

Question

ok so i smoked weed on 10-13-06 and i need to take a drug test 2morrow in order 2 get ma job and i really need this job & plus ma parents already know i have 2 go 4the drug test now if i fail ma dad will kick me out ive been drinking alot of water is that enough do you think it will be out of ma system cause prior 2 oct 13 i havent smoked weed since july

STOP TELLiN ME NOT 2 DO DRUGS iTS A LiL LATE 4 DAT i JUSS NEED 2 KNO HOW 2 PASS OKK THANKZZZ

STOP TELLiN ME NOT 2 DO DRUGS iTS A LiL LATE 4 DAT i JUSS NEED 2 KNO HOW 2 PASS OKK THANKZZZ

Answer 1

You definitely will not have it out of your system. Stop smoking! To pass the drug test, you need to buy some Certo, it is made by Sure-Gel. What you do is, take one pack of it, mix it in a glass of water and drink it. You have to drink plenty of water after you drink the mix. If you want to really make double sure, mix one more of these drinks. Make sure you drink plenty of water. Do this about 2 hours before you take the test. You will pass the test if you do this. When I got a job offshore, I had to pass a test and it worked for me.
Extra info: I quit all of those things about 1 and a half years ago. You can do the same thing if you try.

Answer 2

Ok so personally I completely understand where you're coming from, i'll get to your answer in a few. I just hate the fact that people need to judge based on the fact that you smoke weed. Granted, I realize that it's not for everybody, it's a personal choice, but really what makes alcohol so much better than weed?? Like seriously, I'd rather be with a high person than someone who is drunk. Drunk people are just insane mostly, and most high people are just on another deep level that although them to talk and chill and just enjoy yourself. I say this as a person who completely was against weed before and was completely ignorant to it. So please, before anyone judges anybody, take a step back and get a grip. I'd rather a blunt any day over alcohol. Oh, and yes if someone is looking for a job maybe they should refrain from smoking but hey, **** happens. Now the person asking this question is just truly wondering (just like so many people do) how the hell to get his urine clean.

Now onto the answer, try drinking a lot of water and cranberry juice as well as vinegar and water. Drink a lot of it! Also try a vitamin B tablet, crush it up for fast absorption. On the day of the test, wake up early and drink drink drink and pee a lot. Then you should be ready. Oh and also get a drug test from the drugstore or walmart to check yourself if you want to before the test.

I wish you the best of luck, and after you pass it, light one up and cheers! --and for the people who have their reasons for not smoking, that's all well and good, I respect that. I'll be thinking about that when i'm high as **** in Amsterdam!

P.S. MANY many people who you would LEAST suspect, do the hardcore drugs. Do not sleep on the fact that drugs are everywhere. So please people, don't say you can't get on with your life if you do drugs. Yes, it can definitely screw you up, but hey, choose wisely and enjoy.

Thanks and good luck again!

Answer 3

Most drug tests have threshold levels. This means that you can have a tiny amount of the drug in your system and not fail, but more than that and you will. Depending on what type of test used, hair, blood or urine, the levels are different. Hair tests can find drugs years after doing them. Urine tests can find THC9Pot) up to 6 weeks later, but only if you have enough in your system. If you really only smoked 1 0r 2 joints, and have had no other THC in the past 6 weeks, you might pass, you might not. It depends on the levels set by the company. These are set this way som people can't say they had second-hand smoke make them test positive. You would have to be locked in a room full of people smoking pot for 24/7 for you to test positive from second-hand smoke. keeping drinking lots of water, and gatorade, you might(or might not) pass. The best thing is to not smoke when something as important as a job relies on it.

Answer 4

it all depends on 3 things. one being is it a hair sample test, if so your screwed that dates back up to 6 months. two how often of a smoker were you, this will determine if you need one week or the full 27 days to have the THC pass through your system. and three what is you body fat content, depending on you body fat content this will also be a variable weather you will have to wait one week or the full 27 days before the THC will pass through your system. DO NOT waste your money on a detox kit or some clean out system. just dramatically increase your water intake to at least 2 gallons of water per day (it is not really that hard to drink 2 gallons of water in a 24 hour period) but if it is a hair test the results will show anything with in the past 6 months. and shaving your head will not help my buddy did that the will take pubic hair if the have too good luck

Answer 5

You shouldn't have waited so long. If you drink enough water, and I mean alot, all you can stand, your piss might be diluted enough that you don't come up positive. But thats a big maybe. If you had time you could get some Quick Fix, synthetic urine. I've used it several times and it works. You can read about it and lots of other testing stuff at www.urineluck.com, I found a cheap place to get it online at www.keepshooting.com. Good Luck

Answer 6

Of course you don't want to hear it you duffus, but STOP TAKING DRUGS and you won't have to worry about it.

Either that or get a job where it won't matter if you do drugs... lab rat comes to mind.

Answer 7

omg u r lyk the stupidest prsn evr. if u new u wer gonna hav a drug test then u SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE DRUGS IDIOT! You can drink as much water as you want. They're still gonna get you. And if you do drink enough water, you'll die from ingesting too much water. It's not too hard too.

Answer 8

only sure fire way to pass a drug test, dont do drugs

Answer 9

Drink lots of water,water and go to a store to buy a kit,they work in a few hours and worth it!

Answer 10

If it's the pissing test, you're ok. If it's a hair test, you're screwed. Shave all hair. ALL HAIR!