Do you Prefer the Bed or the Floor?

Question

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the
old woman lies on the floor. The old man asks, ‘‘why are you going to sleep on
the floor?''

The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

Answer 1

Bravo...a very good one babe

Answer 2

That was OK. How about this one? An 80 year old man and his 75 year old wife were sitting on the porch. The old lady got up and walked slowly to her husband and slapped him with all her might. She said "That's for 50 years of sorry love making" then she went back and sat down. About 6 minutes later,enough time for the old man to come to himself, he got up, walk over to his wife, and slapped her off the porch. He said "That's for knowing the difference".

Answer 3

That's cute. I sleep in the bed. I only sleep on the floor if I absolutely have too.

Answer 4

Tee Hee! she needs some suggestions for hard things. I prefer the bed to sleep on, but I enjoy other things hard.

Answer 5

The bed... men will get hard eventually and i want to have some comfy place to sleep.

Answer 6

oh **** that is messed up. its funny as hell though. hey how about this one,
Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. ''Sleep now, its all right,'' he told her.
But she kept trying to sit up and said, ''Honey, I really need to tell you something.''

Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.

''Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.''

''Don't worry about it,'' Jake said, ''I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?''

Answer 7

LOLOLOL G oh my that is a funny one! In that case I prefer the bed...LOL

Answer 8

That's a good one.

Answer 9

Some bad judgement here, or was it for shock factor

Answer 10

bed

Answer 11

bed