The man enters a drugstore:
- Give me a pack of condoms.
- What size?
- I do not know...
- Well, take this board with holes, and go to the toilet and measure.
In 10 minutes the man comes back:
- I have changed my mind, I don't need the condoms. How much is this board?
2006-11-01 10:22:42 · 25 answers · asked by G 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
That was a very good one
2006-11-01 23:36:09 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy.
That's what they are.
I've heard a version with a poor guy who whants a girl, but he can't afford, so he is given only a board... So - he uses, even comes couple of times again. Then, one day, he receives a board without a hole. He asks 'Why is that?'; and the lady says: 'For our good customers, we offer virgins'...
2006-11-01 10:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by Lady G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup
2006-11-01 10:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorta funny, yes.
2006-11-01 10:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha:)
Why are men faster than women? One piston and two ball bearings.
2006-11-01 10:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by MG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke...so at what price you sold the board
2006-11-01 10:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by ron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny. lemme tell you one, and see if you laugh....
two fish swim dead into a wall, one looks at the other and says, "dam!"
laugh yes? lol
2006-11-01 10:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by theskyisthelimit02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. How about you explain what happened. That will be funny !
2006-11-01 10:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok That was pretty funny.
2006-11-01 10:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by Redhothumanity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but i feel pretty dumb for laughing lol
2006-11-01 10:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋