Alright seriously gimme a poll. who is more awesome and would win in a fight with chuck norris?
1.)Jack Bauer
2.)Jesus(please don't choose jesus just because you are christian, not that i have anything against christians, and jesus cannot summon and godly powers in this fight!)
3.)Mc Gyver(sry if i spelled wrong)
4.)LOTS OF PIE(me dummy)
5.)Chuck Norris, although you cannot have more than one Chuck Norris on earth at the same time because the earth would fall out of orbit and we'd all die.
6.) Mr. T
7.)nothing, not as in chuck norris vs nothing cause chuck norris fought nothing in 93' and won i mean as in literaly nothing fought him
8.)Hitler
9.) other, please provide
oh and although i do appreciate your love and admiration for family members please stick to the realistc and provided
2006-11-01 09:27:16 · 18 answers · asked by lots_of_pie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay...isn't this question pointless...don't we all know that Chuck Norris can kill them all with just one look? No one is more awesome than Chuck Norris.
2006-11-01 09:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by SallySue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on, Chuck Norris could take all of them at once. Well, except for #5, because like you said there cannot be two Chuck Norris's.
Oh wait, I skipped #2. I'm sorry, Jesus could take Chuck Norris. He's got God on his side. All it would take is a bolt of lightning.
2006-11-01 09:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by mrs. vader 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jackie Chan, he's so quick and takes a licking while keeping on ticking. He bobs and weaves like a fighter, then jumps and flips like an acrobat. Mr. T would get tired watching him. Chuck Norris was in his heyday a great one, but Jackie today could beat him.
Now, maybe The Terminator might beat them all, but I will go with JC>
2006-11-01 09:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by Robbie trd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9. I would totally beat Chuck Norris in a fight!!
2006-11-01 09:30:02 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs.Backwards_Baseball_Cap_12093 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
9.) Bruce Lee, because he already beat Chuck Norris.
2006-11-01 09:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by red.cancer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack Bauer
2006-11-01 10:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mc Gyver
2006-11-01 09:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bruce lee might, chuck norris and bruce lee have been bitter enemies off reveal, chuck norris brazenly challeneged bruce lee and lee took him up on his furnish and went all the way down to chuck norris's martial arts college and defeated him infront of his scholars
2016-10-21 02:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by hosford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MacGyver.
He could make a nuclear bomb out of a toothpick and some duct tape.
2006-11-01 09:37:44 · answer #9 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9. Hulk Hogan!
Even for 53 he is a buff man and can still kick some ace!! :)
2006-11-01 09:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋