2006-11-01 09:22:47 · 33 answers · asked by Mr. Sky 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Flipping through LL Bean and found this description of me...
Made of delicate fabric. While said item can be stretched and made to bend backwards, use gentle words or it may lose some of it's outword joyful sheen. Agitate excessively and this said item will fall apart.
Lining made of rich moral fiber. Made through the work of hard working itinerants, this item is naturally bound to this earth and provides comfort to it's inhabitants. Carefully wicks away stress and despair from those wrapped around.
2006-11-04 06:41:35 · answer #1 · answered by Kindred 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe
2006-11-01 09:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by Don't get me started 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Handle With Care
2006-11-01 09:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by michelleee♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contents Under Pressure.
2006-11-01 09:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by Shadow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nobody really knows what this little product is for. It will speak in a high-pitched tone and very fast. It is energetic, smiling and amusing but beware, it is neither smooth nor zen. Do not place it near electric or electronic appliances. Handle with care.
2006-11-01 09:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Emery 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Handle with Care
2006-11-02 07:43:39 · answer #6 · answered by GoodJob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
2006-11-01 09:37:36 · answer #7 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fragile
2006-11-01 09:25:09 · answer #8 · answered by madeira 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do not attempt to control doseage....may contain the following,,,humor,drama,
tragedy,action,mystery,with massive doses of heart & soul...handle with responsibility & respect,expect same in return..No deposit & No returns allowed in RI,Ga,or Ark.
Price = $ priceless
Expiration = undetermined
2006-11-01 09:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
under penalty of law this tag not be removed accept by the consumer,or warning may contain strong language parental discretion advised
2006-11-01 09:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by my space 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋