Any other examples like this?
2006-11-01 09:21:26 · 42 answers · asked by jixer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a rose short of a dozen
2006-11-01 09:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone whose elevator doesn't reach the top floor.
They're not the sharpest crayon in the box.
They're not the sharpest tac in the box.
Two slices short of a loaf.
A beer short of a six pack.
Many more, but in the time it took me to type this, you've probably already gotten these answers & many more.
2006-11-01 09:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might repeat others so sorry if I do -
Not the brightest bulb on the tree
One card short of a deck
Few threads short of a sweater
A full brain short of being a half wit
2006-11-01 09:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by stimply 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesnt have both oars in the water
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Not the brightest bulb in the box
A few bricks short of a load
Not playing with a full deck
2006-11-01 09:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by cabjr1961 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One french fry short of a happy meal
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Not the brightest crayon in the box
2006-11-01 09:24:43 · answer #5 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fave on a sporting theme:
A few results short of a full classified check.
Other great sayings to describe someone as "not playing with a full deck":
Mad as a box of badgers
Mad as a tin of knitting
2006-11-01 09:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Nick E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few pepperonis short of a pizza.
A few bricks short of a load
The lights are on but no one is home
The elevator doesn't go to the top floor
Out to Lunch permanently
Not all the dogs are pulling the sled
2006-11-01 09:24:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
A slate short of a roof.
Three sheets to the wind.
A duck egg.
Like a bungalow, nothing on top.
A very old Northern one, half baked.
2006-11-01 09:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
One beer short of a six-pack.
The elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Smart as a sack of hammers. (never did get this one but I've heard it a few times)
2006-11-01 09:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by fly boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sharp as a pingpong ball
Not the brighest light in the chadelier
Not the brightest crayon in the box
2006-11-01 09:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by madeira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few Crayolas short of a box
2006-11-02 07:45:04 · answer #11 · answered by GoodJob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋