Is it true that we should boycott Taco Belle because they use sporks, thus confusing male and female?

Question

Answerman: I was told that their food blows. How can it suck and blow at the same time?? More satanic deception!

Answer 1

Um, no. Since when do utensils have genders?

Answer 2

The CORRECT answer isn't to boycott them because they use sporks; we should boycott them because their food sucks!