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Chronic diarrhea

2006-11-01 08:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by PT C 2 · 1 0

The question is why do you want to skip school tomorrow? Believe me once you have graduated from school you will give anything to be back in school :) Your Dad is strict because he wants you to be the best you can be. Right now it might seem like he is just being mean but when you get older you will realize that he was being that way to help you grow and be sucessful.


But if you really don't feel like going to school tomorrow no matter what your reason is, I think you should go, but anyways tell your dad that you have been throwing up all night. Most schools will not allow a kid to be in class till they have not been sick for 24 hours.

2006-11-01 08:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by spunky9381 1 · 0 0

Even though I probably should not tell you, I have an awesome excuse. Right around bed time, start acting like your stomach hurts and then go to bed. Once you are sure your parents are in bed, go into the bathroom, lock the door and act like you are heaving. Flush the toilet and go back to bed. do it about five or ten more times and then go wake up your dad and tell him you have thrown up like ten times and if he still does not believe you, here is a barf recipe. Put peanut butter, milk, flour, water, mustard, and crushed crackers in a cup. Mix it so you can not tell what is in it, then dump a little on your bed, in the toilet, around the toilet, and on your clothes and then just lay there moaning until your dad believes you. Just fake puke if he is at home tomorrow.

2006-11-01 09:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by baby oh's 3 · 2 0

Go to school. Whatever the reason you want to miss school for probably wont kill you, or if its for something particularly nefarious (gang stuff or drugs), it actually might. Your father will make your life miserable if he finds out that you lied to him. He may get stricter. You don't want that, do you? Imagine. Years of him looming over your shoulder even more, questioning your every move more? Telling you you can't have contact with the outside world? Not worth one day of school. Don't give him a reason not to trust you.

2006-11-01 08:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kate B 2 · 0 0

I like the fake barf one! Sounds like it would work. Im gunna have to try that.
Anyways if your going to fake sick start pretending the night beofre cause a classic parent line is " you were fine yesturday! "
So the night before complain of a headache, stomachache, or whatever. Good Luck!

2006-11-01 23:18:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell him I am not going to school to find a job and a place to live. And then do it tomorrow. It is against the law to not go to school. You need to go to school. Don't be a wimp and go.

2006-11-01 08:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by LITTLE 1 :o) 6 · 0 0

tell your dad that you dont feel good then he'll take your temputare and then just stick it under a lightbuld or stick it under hot water for about 6 seconds but dont make it too high because then he'll know that your faking it

2006-11-01 08:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by divachick95 2 · 0 0

Go to school.

2006-11-01 13:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by pageantbaby14 3 · 0 1

eat too much than you will fell like you want to throw up than you will be ill and u won't go to school

2006-11-03 04:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by Magdalena W 1 · 0 0

Fake sick, make it very very believable and youll probably get to skip

2006-11-01 08:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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