What is the klutziest thing that you have ever done?

Question

What is the klutziest thing that you have ever done?
Mine would have to be cutting part of my toe (middle one no less) off in a doorway. However in the last few days, it has to be, I was wearing toe socks (which i love) and my sister called my cell. Well her ringer is the country song "why does everybody want to kick my a**" by big and rich. well to stop my toddler from hearing the wrong word, i was running to answer it and slipped on the linoleum in front of my door. Feet flying out from under me, head hitting the door, leg hitting a bookcase, etc. etc. Had a good laugh out of that one. What about everyone else?

Boytoy 85- when most people write lol or rofl, they aren't really doing it, however, I laughed out loud so hard my son looked at me very strangely and shook his head. That's funny. Sounds like something I would do.

Answer 1

I have never shared this with anyone except with the 12 people that were there laughing their a** off but I'll give in just this once to give you an answer for your question and make you laugh I'm sure!!....Being a big brother to 3 good looking sisters, My hands were always full of "big brother protection" My reputation as being protective kinda went with taking 2nd place in the high school state finials Wrestling championships as well as already being a champion "AJRA" bull Rider. My sister came home one day after school and said Bla Bla Bla Bla go kick his a**. when I caught up with the guy, he was with a bunch of friends that also feared me so I thought I'd set the example right? Since I was training a horse at home at the time, I was wearing a pair of boots that didn't have any rubber on their heels and when I swung at this guy, my feet came out from under neath me and I landed flat on my back. As the flash of light from hitting my head was starting to disapate, I heard someone say "you didn't even have to hit him to put him down". Someone else said da*n, that looked like that hurt! The guy I was going to hit asked me " do you want me to help you up?" are you ok? Now it's realy hard to be MACHO when the guy you were going to hit is reaching down to give you a hand up while your eyes are still rolled back in your head and you have this stupid look on your face! I asked this guy "what did you say to my sister anyway?" he said, I told sheri "your brother Donnie is the last cowboy I'd take on" Not, "tell your brother Donnie to bring it on!" moral of the storie?? Make sure you know what your fighting for and make da*n sure you are wearing boots with rubber on your heels. LOL hope you enjoyed! :)

Answer 2

A couple of years ago, I was walking through Rome near the Spanish steps. Unbeknownst to me, the front part of the sole of my shoe had come apart a bit due to all the walking I'd been doing on cobblestoned streets.

Anyway, my foot hit a high cobblestone, it caught the sole which proceeded to tear down which was not a big deal but the RESULT was that I tripped and was flying headlong into the storefront window of Prada!

Miraculously, my daughter stepped over in the nick of time and grabbed my arm and saved me! She has since confided that it was indeed miraculous since her reflexes are usually rather slow (ie. when somebody unexpectedly threw her a ball in gym, it would hit her before she could catch it!). My joke is that if I were going to get killed flying headfirst through a plate glass window, at least I was going out in style lol

Answer 3

I have two (at least): I had broken my foot so was in a cast and on crutches and was trying to get down the stairs to answer the ringing phone and landed wrong and broke my pinky toe. Also, when I was 6 or 7 I was playing tee-ball and I hit the ball and was running for first when the ball I hit fell and hit me on the head, knocking me out.

Answer 4

The klutziest thing you've ever done is under entertainment - other? That's pretty funny all by itself!

I once fell down as I was crossing the street in the middle of a busy downtown intersection. With lots of people watching... just slip! down! Dang slick-bottomed dress shoes.

Answer 5

Several years ago when I was in high school, I was heading to class one morning when I tripped over a divider in the street. (In front of the school, we had dividers to seperate a parking lane from the lane people would drive through to drop off the kids at school. It was bright yellow and rose up from the ground by about a foot if anyone needs a visual.)
I ended up dropping all my books, scraping up both arms and a knee, ripping a hole through my pants over the knee, losing an earring, and falling in front of a car. Luckily the car stopped in time. It was humiliating though. And I was so disappointed about the hole in my pants.

Answer 6

Aaaahh, memories. I was just 16, but I remember it like it was yesterday.

I stuck a fork in my hand. While eating a carrot - that I was trying to dip in ranch dressing. I tried to stick the fork in the end of the carrot, but the darn carrot broke and my hand ate the fork instead. Had to go to the ER to have it removed...

The thing is...I had to make a return trip to the ER 3 days later because I fell off a teeter-totter while hanging out with friends at the local school one night. Broke my finger...

The ER doctor wanted to know who was abusing me when I came back 2 days after the scandalous teeter-totter incident with a huge bump on the back of my head & he diagnosed a concussion. It was only after I told him how it happened that he began to question me about my parents and boyfriend's "abuse."

I fell backwards too hard trying to drop and make snow angels...hit my head on a huge rock. I was in a hurry. What can I say?? (:

Thanks for the 'trip' down memory lane...

Answer 7

When I was working as a flight attendant I tore the back of my uniform pants on a sharp corner of a galley drawer and I had to tie a sweater around my waist to hide the tear for the rest of the flight. I also dropped an ice cream sundae on someone's lap when I waited tables...

Answer 8

I was curling at our local rink and I split my pants. I phoned for someone to bring me another pair, but meanwhile I shoved a black glove into the split in the rear of the pants. After a while a friend called me into the changeroom to look in the mirror at my rear. One of the glove fingers was sticking down out of the split in my pants and I had been sweeping up and down the ice like that. I nearly died of embarrassment at first, then could not stop laughing!

Answer 9

A girl I was sweet on finally agreed to go out on a date with me.

I took her to an upscale restaurant.

As i was buttering the toe of my French bread, it popped out of my hands and did a half-gainer into her cleavage.

Answer 10

Catching my elbow in the door of a london tube train and then passing out...it was rush hour at the time and was really embarrassing...