girls, how should i get my brother back?

Question

Ok my brother purposley cut my hair while I was sleeping last night, and now I seek revenge. Do you have any suggestions? I was thinking of kicking him in the balls, or taking a dump on his head while HE sleeps, are any of these good? Please help me out on this one!

Answer 1

i would cut just parts of his hair off so he would have to go bald....Good luck and have fun!!!!

Answer 2

Why is this question just for the girls?
Because this story is fake, you only want to know the girls answer because you know how cruel and vindictive they are, and that turn you on, freak.

If you get revenge then the violence will not stop, dont get revenge, talk to him, if that dont work talk to your parents.
Dont kick him in the privates you GAY:
Some facts about testicle trauma:
-It may cause the victim to throw up.
-It may cause the victim to passout.
-Scar tissue.
-It may cause “testicular torsion”, by initiating a muscle spasm; this is rare but is a medical emergency, testicular torsion may not happen immediately after the trauma.
-Testicles move freely and are slippery to avoid trauma, but if the trauma sustained by the testicle is hard enough (50Kg), the testicle will POP(rupture), and then probably must be removed. This is rare, and usually is associated with sport injuries when not wearing a cup. Even when can be repaired, the resulting inflammation will turn most of the contents into permanent damaged material.
-Even a medium force trauma will cause the destruction of spermatozoa-production cells. It will not cause sterility because those cells are in massive quantities, however those cells do not regenerate, it is permanent damage. And if hit many times or too hard, it may cause infertility, because the sperm count/mobility must be acceptable in order to get a woman pregnant by natural means.
-Will also reduce spermatozoa production as a result of hormonal changes, one of those changes is testosterone reduction.
-Erection problems.
-May damage the epididymis, and that is critical, because sperm must be stored there to gain mobility to be able to swim.
-May rupture major blood vessels, and draining the scrotum will be needed. Or microscopic veins inside the testicles, this will permanently destroy cells indirectly.
-In case of very hard trauma, the testicle/s can swell for more than a weak, with resulting excruciating pain and severe damage from prolonged heavy inflammation. The swelling it is similar to mumps, but in the case of mumps it will cause sterility for sure, and the testicles(usually just one) will shrink too, very sad and scary.
-In some cases may cause the antibodies to start attacking the person own sperm.
-It may even cause death as result of PAIN, heart will fail right away or will begin to fail(heart beat will became fast and irregular, usually face and lips very white) until finally stops, this is called “neurogenic shock”, and it is not that rare like people think, most of the times the victim is saved because gets medical attention on time, it will need shocks to the heart using the defibrillator!.

Answer 3

Okay... well, those are not good things to do 'cuz they will come back to haunt you... it depends on how short he cut it, how old he is, and how fast your hair grows. If it is not cut very short, then just rearrange his room and put seventeen magazines where his friends would find them. If it is short, melt his favorite videogame in its box.... I'm evil but don't do anything too major.